Opposing WNBA Players Attempt To Intimidate Caitlin Clark With Dogs And Firehoses
Tensions between the predominately black WNBA and white player Caitlin Clark exploded yesterday
when several black players tried to drive Clark off using dogs and firehoses.
Clark was peacefully dribbling down the lane when several opposing players moved in, shouting
“We don’t want your kind ‘round cheer!”
Local referees simply looked the other way and refused to call any fouls.
WNBA opponents have long claimed that Clark’s style of play is ruining the neighborhood, and that
they just don’t feel safe with her around.
They described Clark as “uppity” and said Clark doesn’t “know her place”.
At publishing time, equal rights groups filed a lawsuit, claiming the WNBA has a lack of diversity,
and ordering them to hire more straight white players.
- The Satirized Evening Post
July 1, 2026