Trump Steals Credit For Biden’s
“Fall Down The Stairs”
Israel-Hamas Peace Plan
Biden’s Secretary of State Antony Blinken claims that it was actually Joe Biden’s plan that
successful brought peace between Israel and Hamas, and that Donald Trump was just trying to steal
the credit.
“It was the Biden Administration’s two-step plan that ultimately worked.” Said Blinken. “We called
it the ‘Fall Down The Stairs’ plan.”
“Step One was to make the Biden Administration look as inept as possible.”
“We intentionally bungled the Afghanistan withdrawal, leaving $7B worth of equipment behind; we
built that silly floating pier off of Gaza; and we had Biden constantly speak like he had mush for
brains.”
“We even had him fall down the steps of Air Force One.”
“Once we made our Administration appear as inept as possible, Step Two was to use reverse psychology
and actually appear to support Hamas.”
“We refused to forcefully defend U.S. troops against dozens of attacks by Iranian proxies; we
pressured Israel to stop attacking Hamas; and we ensured Hamas’ funding would continue by cancelling
the sanctions against Iran and unfreezing their assets.”
“Once Hamas thought we wanted them to keep fighting, they instinctively did the exact opposite:
They accepted the cease-fire and released the hostages.”
“So it was the Biden plan that worked. Trump just happened to be in office at the time.”
“But make no mistake: There’s no way Trump could have achieved peace in the Middle East if Biden
hadn’t first repeatedly fallen down the steps of Air Force One.”
- The Satirized Evening Post
October 13, 2025