Musk Responds To Michael Steele
By Posting A Sign On Mars
After Michael Steele taunted Elon Musk about one of his rockets exploding, and used that to tell
Musk to quit trying to run government and go back to his day job, Musk responded by successfully
sending a rocket to Mars and planting a sign on the red planet that says “Michael Steele is an Ass”.
Musk pointed out that now, on two worlds, people know how inept Michael Steele is. And that due to
the thin atmosphere on Mars, and the lack of rain, the sign would stand there for eons.
And that it was way beyond Michael Steele’s capabilities to do anything about it.
“I guess I’m pretty good at rockets after all,” Musk said. “And considering I’m finding billions in
wasteful spending and corruption in the government you helped run, perhaps you should go back to
your day job as someone who spreads misinformation on MSNBC.”
“On second thought, don’t. Perhaps you’d be better positioned selling used cars.”
- The Satirized Evening Post
March 11, 2025