Politicians In Power For 50+ Years Rebel To Preserve The Status Quo
A large group of Washington politicians, some of whom are 70+ years old and have been in power for
50+ years, are calling themselves “rebels”, and are rising up against the entrenched bureaucracy of
Elon Musk and his handful of 20-year-olds, who have been in power for 2 weeks.
They demand Elon Musk stop cleaning up what the government is doing, and leave things the way they
are.
“We must act immediately to stop action!” shouted Maxine Waters. “Intolerance of the status quo
will not be tolerated!”
“This is a rebellion against rebellion,” Pelosi added. “Our resistance movement is gaining static
inertia, and everyone is hungry for a lack of change.”
In addition to less change, members of this movement are also calling for more talk and less
transparency.
They insist intransience is the key to achieving the vision of ‘Hope and No Change’.
Chuck Schumer agreed, and criticized Musk and his team.
“Those 20-year-old kids are all stuck in their new ways,” said Schumer. “Their time is over.
Change isn’t coming. The torch has been passed to an old generation of Americans: 70-year-olds,
in power for decades, who have an old way of looking at things, and stale old ideas.”
“Musk’s work is the exact kind of progress we were sent to Washington to prevent.”
The Democrats went on to claim Trump and all his associates are fascists, and should censored and
jailed without trial.
- The Satirized Evening Post
February 8, 2025