Democrats Have Trouble Solving “Select All Images Showing Violence” CAPTCHAs Without Knowing Political Affiliation Of Perpetrators
Democrats across the country are complaining that the latest CAPTCHAs ask users to select all the
images that depict violence, without providing any information on the political affiliation of the
people committing the acts.
“These are impossible,” said one Democrat. “You can’t know if this is violence unless you know
if the people doing this stuff are Trump supporters.”
“I just don’t know how anyone can do this,” said another. “We all know Republicans are violent,
and Democrats are not. So without that info, we can’t make the determination.”
Many Political Science professors agree.
“We can’t use the same standard to judge left-wing and right-wing behavior,” said a local university
professor. “It’s just different.”
“Of course, no one condones violence,” continued the professor. “However, some aggressive actions
are understandable. Protestors with a righteous cause sometimes have to ‘break few eggs’.”
“But let’s not confuse left-wing passionate forceful demonstrations with right-wing violence.”
“This is why Democrats burning down a large portion of a city, where multiple people are assaulted
and killed, is classified as “mostly peaceful”, but Republicans simply saying offensive words is
violence.”
A spokesperson for the DNC went further, warning that anyone who claims Democrats are violent will
get punched in the face.
- The Satirized Evening Post
January 28, 2025