Media Goes Almost 24 Hours Without Calling Trump “Hitler”
The media interrupted it’s continuous 10-year-long coverage of Trump being Hitler to apologize for
going almost 24 hours without reporting that Trump is Hitler.
“We temporarily took our eye off the ball,” said MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “But Trump is Hitler.
And now we’re back, focusing 100% on Trump being Hitler again.”
“The results of the last election made it perfectly clear: Voters don’t care about crime, the
border, or inflation. They care about Trump being Hitler.”
“Trump is Hitler,” said Maddow. “That’s the most important thing. And we need to keep saying it
until people realize it.”
“Trump is Hitler.”
Maddow continued: “Trump is Hitler, and Democrats have to fight his fascist behavior by taking
away peoples’ guns, censoring free speech, justifying violence, attacking enemies using the courts,
declaring people guilty without a trial, and supporting anti-Semitism.”
“Because Trump is Hitler.”
“Did I mention that Trump is Hitler?”
“If you could go back in time and kill baby Hitler, you would, wouldn’t you? Of course. That’s
why Abortion should be legal. Because Trump is Hitler.”
Maddow then announced theat MSNBC will be changing their name to the “24-Hour Trump-Is-Hitler Channel”.
- The Satirized Evening Post
January 25, 2025