MSNBC Psychic Accurately Predicts What Twitter Has Already Done for the Last 4 Years

Ari Melber

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – On Monday’s edition of MSNBC’s “The Beat with Ari Melber”, host Ari Melber decried Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter, and then displayed incredible psychic powers by accurately predicting what Twitter has already been doing for the past 4 years.

“When Elon Musk buys Twitter, the company could start doing some very questionable things,” a concerned Melber explained. “Twitter could operate without any transparency. They could use algorithms to ban people, without making those algorithms public.”

A large group of conservatives, many of whom were banned over the last four years by hidden algorithms, remarked on how accurate Melber’s backwards predictions were.

"Or they could just secretly turn down the reach of their stuff and turn up the reach of something else and the rest of us might not even find about it until after the election."

Firms that track this type of data marveled at how prescient Melber was about the past.

“It’s also possible that, in the critical time just before an election, they might find excuses to ban a candidate. Then, they might suppress incriminating information about the opposing candidate that was found on his son’s laptop.”

Even the anchors at Fox News were astounded at Melber's near-mystic ability to predict things that have already happened, and that the opposition has already complained about.

“I also fear that many will defend this behavior by stating Twitter is a private company, and can do what they want.”

At the end of his show, Melber was seen changing into a “Captain Hindsight” outfit, and flying off to warn more people in advance about other things that have already happened.

- The Satirized Evening Post
April 28, 2022

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