Young People Claim That Criticizing a Bill For Something It Doesn’t Say is Totally “Gay”

People Protesting the 'Don't Say Gay' Bill

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – Democrats and gay and transgender activists gathered at the Florida State Capitol, protesting the legislation incorrectly referred to as the “Don’t Say ‘Gay’” bill.

In defiance, Democratic Senators joined the protestors walking through the Capitol halls chanting, “Gay! Gay! Gay!”

However, supporters of the bill argue that protestors must not have read the bill, because nowhere does it prohibit saying “gay”.

The younger supporters told the protestors that criticizing a bill that you haven’t even read is totally “gay”.

Angered by this, the protestors shouted at the young supporters, “Don’t Say ‘Gay’! Don’t Say ‘Gay’! Don’t Say ‘Gay’!”

- The Satirized Evening Post
March 31, 2022

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