Russian Military Commits
One Of The Classic Blunders by
Getting Involved in a Land War in Asia

Putin holding Princess Buttercup hostage

ROME, ITALY – Military leaders around the globe are criticizing Russia’s invasion, stating that even if Russia takes Ukraine, it likely will not be able to sustain an occupation.

The universal opinion is that Russia fell for one of the classic blunders, and got involved in a land war in Asia.

One Italian reporter drew the ire of their top general by suggesting that Russia could ultimately be successful.

“Inconceivable!” exclaimed General Vizzini. “It’s like going against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

In Spain, Military leaders disputed claims by President Biden that he was doing ‘everything’ he could to help Ukraine.

“He keeps using that word,” said General Inigo Montoya. “I do not think it means what he thinks it means.”

“Biden should simply look at Putin and say, ‘Hello. My name is Joseph Biden. You killed Ukrainians. Prepare to die.’”

- The Satirized Evening Post
March 9, 2022

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