Ukraine Complains That They
Expected A Lot More Help From Biden
After Giving His Kid All That Money

Ukrainian President Speaking

KYIV, UKRAINE – As Russian troops invaded his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy complained about the worthless gestures by President Biden that failed to prevent the invasion.

“President Biden did almost nothing for us,” Zelenskyy said. “He implemented only token sanctions.”

“And his VP was even worse. Her speech was so bad that afterwards Putin invaded immediately."

“You’d think that after five years of paying Biden’s drug-addicted, stripper-banging kid $50K per month for doing nothing, he would take a little better care of us.”

“We even bought some of those wretched paintings."

"I've learned my lesson. That's the last time I try to buy-off a politician..."

"...with dementia."

- The Satirized Evening Post
February 21, 2022

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