Don Lemon Now Claims Joe Rogen
Puts Road Deicer On His French Fries

Don Lemon

ATLANTA, GEORGIA – After claiming that Joe Rogan took horse de-wormer to get over COVID-19, CNN's Don Lemon is now claiming that Rogan puts road de-icer on his french fries.

"Sodium chloride is a chemical compound used to melt ice on roadways," Lemon said incredulously, "and Joe Rogan puts it on his french fries."

Lemon further claimed that Rogan puts sodium chloride on his eggs in the morning, on his pop corn, and around the rim of his margarita glass.

The medicine Rogan took for COVID-19, Ivermectin, was prescribed for Rogan by a doctor. Doctors first prescribed it for humans in 1988, and since then it has been prescribed for billions of people.

Yet, for some reason, Lemon only seems to be aware of its use as a horse de-wormer.

Lemon said his team is further investigating rumors that Rogan breathes in the fire-accelerant oxygen, bathes in Dihydrogen monoxide, and drinks the mammillary excretions of cows.

- The Satirized Evening Post
October 18, 2021

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