Kamala Harris and Bill Clinton to Hold
Pro-Women Talk entitled
“Empowerment Through Extramarital Activity”

Kamala Harris and Bill Clinton

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Later today, Vice President Kamala Harris will join former President Bill Clinton to co-host a Clinton Foundation Global Initiative session on helping women advance their careers.

The talk, which will take place at Howard University, will be called “Empowerment Through Extramarital Activity”.

Both co-hosts will relate their experiences in this area.

The President will share his stories about how “sleeping up the ladder” helped the careers of Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, and Monica Lewinsky.

Ms. Harris will discuss the benefits of sleeping with Willie Brown.

The talk will be open to all women, but especially those that are in their mid-20’s, work out regularly, and are single.

Attendees will receive a complementary pair of knee pads, cigar, and a blue dress.

- The Satirized Evening Post
March 26, 2021

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