”Fredo” Cuomo Says CNN Policy Prevents Him From Taking Sides Against the Family

Godfather Family picture photoshopped to have the Cuomo brothers in it.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, host of CNN’s “Cuomo Prime Time”, has received extensive criticism for not covering the scandals plaguing his brother, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.

However, Chris claims CNN has a policy that he can’t cover his brother.

“I once said something bad about him,” said Chris. “He called me and said, ‘Fredo, you're my brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.’”

“He asked CNN to establish the policy. And I felt like I was stepped over!” said Chris. “It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!”

According to Chris, it was an offer that he couldn’t refuse.

Chris asked the governor why he went around him.

He replied, “It’s not personal. It’s strictly business.”

“Don't Ask Me About My Business."

- The Satirized Evening Post
March 5, 2021

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