Unemployed Rachel Dolezal Encouraged to Simply Identify as Employed

Rachel Dolezal

SPOKANE, WASHINGTON – Rachel Dolezal, who lost her job as president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP in 2015 when it was discovered she was a actually a white woman identifying as black, recently complained that she has been unemployed ever since.

“I wish people would accept me for what I am – a black woman,” Dolezal stated in a recent interview. “I identify as black, so I’m black.”

Dolezal previously stated that she always felt more comfortable as a black person, and found "more of a home in black culture and the black community."

So she began identifying as black, and adopted the hair style, clothing, and culture of a black person.

She also adopted the Nigerian name Nkechi Amare Diallo, which is Nigerian for “Big White Liar”.

But since losing the NAACP job, has been unable to find employment.

However, supporters say they have the solution.

She could simply identify as "employed".

And then she can adopt the hair style, clothing, and culture of an employed person.

After all, if she identifies as employed, she’s employed.

- The Satirized Evening Post
February 13, 2021

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