Democrats Seek to Have the Name of Trump
be Stricken from Every Book and Tablet,
and Erased From the Memory of Men for All Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats are so infuriated at President Trump for trying to free the people
from the chains of government, that simply letting him leave office on January 20th will not satisfy their lust for
vengeance. Instead, they plan to bring a punishment down upon him of biblical proportions.
Standing in the House before a graven image of her own likeness, Pharaoh Pelosi raised her crook and flail and commanded,
“Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every
monument of Washington. Let the name of Trump be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.”
To avoid making a martyr of him, they will not to put him to death. Instead, they will send him out into the desert with
only a walking stick and one day’s ration of water.
- The Satirized Evening Post
January 11, 2021