The Left Threatens that If Republicans Attempt
to Replace Ginsberg Before the 2020 Election,
They’ll Start Rioting in Various Major Cities

Full-fledged Riot

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Spokespersons for numerous left-wing groups say that if Republicans try to replace the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg before the 2020 election, the Left will start rioting and looting in various major cities.

“We’ll start knocking down statues!” said a BLM spokesperson. “We’ll burn and loot stores! We’ll take over the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle for a month!”

A spokesperson for ANTIFA agreed, adding, “We’ll start fighting the police with bottles of urine, laser pointers, and professional fireworks!”

Even House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer threatened to take drastic action if Trump and he Republicans move forward.

“We’ll smear the Republican nominees with baseless accusations!” said Pelosi. “We’ll start endless investigations! Then we’ll impeach Trump!”

Schumer threatened to eliminate the senate filibuster, and pack the Supreme Court.

Sources also say that the mainstream media would start publishing unverified anonymously-sourced negative stories about Trump.

- The Satirized Evening Post
September 20, 2020

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