British Researchers Discover People in Wuhan
Not Only Eating Fruit Bats but Also Lambs and Sloths and Carp and Anchovies and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals
WUHAN, CHINA – A team of five British and one American researcher recently reported that they found that not only are the people in Wuhan,
China, eating fruit bats, but also a whole host of other animals referenced in the ancient Book of Armaments.
According to legend, this feast is part of a holy ritual designed to deliver the people from a particularly foul-tempered rabbit.
The researchers warn that although it may make the Lord grin, consuming foods so prominently listed in scripture could led to a plague of biblical proportions.
- The Satirized Evening Post
April 14, 2020