British Researchers Discover People in Wuhan
Not Only Eating Fruit Bats but Also Lambs and Sloths and Carp and Anchovies and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals

British Researchers studying Chinese eating habits

WUHAN, CHINA – A team of five British and one American researcher recently reported that they found that not only are the people in Wuhan, China, eating fruit bats, but also a whole host of other animals referenced in the ancient Book of Armaments.

According to legend, this feast is part of a holy ritual designed to deliver the people from a particularly foul-tempered rabbit.

The researchers warn that although it may make the Lord grin, consuming foods so prominently listed in scripture could led to a plague of biblical proportions.

- The Satirized Evening Post
April 14, 2020

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