Democrats See Clear Evidence
of Trump's Quid Pro Quo
in an Ink Blot

Democrats displaying an ink blot.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a press conference today, congressional Democrats claimed that clear evidence of Trump's Ukrainian quid pro-quo can be seen in a Rorschach Test ink blot.

They claim the ink blot represents the most damning evidence yet that Trump committed high crimes and misdemeanors.

"The evidence is right plain sight," said Adam Schiff, displaying the ink blot. "This clearly shows there was Russian Collusion."

Speaker Pelosi quickly elbowed him. "I mean Obstruction."

Finally, Pelosi stepped in and said, "He means quid pro quo with the Ukrainians."

- The Satirized Evening Post
November 6, 2019

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