After Crying "Wolf" Stops Working, Little Boy Starts Crying "White Supremacist"

The Little Boy Who Cried ‘Wolf!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After people stopped reacting, the little boy who cried "Wolf" has started crying out other false warnings.

"I want to provoke a reaction," said the little boy. "That's why I cried ‘Wolf’. However, after a few times when people saw that there wasn't any wolf, they stopped reacting. So I started yelling ‘Racist’, then ‘Nazi’, and now ‘White Supremacist’. But each time, the people see I'm lying, and they stop reacting."

"If people won't react to yelling ‘White Supremacist’, I'm not sure what they'll react to."

"I tried calling them ‘Deplorable’, but that didn't work."

"So I'll start yelling that if people don't react, they're supporting White Supremacists...which makes then White Supremacists too."

- The Satirized Evening Post
August 22, 2019

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