Elizabeth Warren Proposes we Pay Off
Student Loans using Tax-Payer Money;
Trump Counter-Proposes we use
Elizabeth Warren's Money

Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a recent blog post, Massachusetts Democrat Elizabeth Warren proposed we pay off student loans using tax-payer money.

In response, President Trump proposed we pay off student loans using Elizabeth Warren's money.

"She should put her money where her mouth is," said Trump. "Her OWN money. She's worth between $4 M and $11 M, making her one of the ‘rich elites’ that she says aren't paying their fair share. On top of that, she worked at several universities, and made a lot of money off the very students who now are being crushed by that debt."

"Once Warren ponies up her own money, then maybe the rest of us can talk about pitching in. We can't accept just her promise to pay, because she has a long history of trying to be an ‘Indian Giver’."

- The Satirized Evening Post
April 24, 2019

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