Democrats Furious Attorney General Might Spin the Muller Report Before They Do

Jerry Nadler

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats are outraged that Attorney General William Barr will hold a press conference to explain the Muller report before it's released, claiming it's the Democrats' right to spin the report, not the Attorney General's.

"The Attorney General should not be the first one to put spin on the report," said a spokesperson for Jerry Nadler. "That's our right as Democrats."

Adam Schiff's staff agreed. "We've been spinning this situation from the start. It's unethical for someone else to cut in front of us and start spinning in our place."

Many in the main-stream media also agree. One anonymous reporter said, "We've been working with the Democrats on this spin for a long time. Do you know how difficult it is to make someone look guilty for two years when there's no evidence against them? Barr shouldn't be allowed to undo all our hard work."

"Now we're going to have to work extra hard to maintain the anti-Trump narrative."

- The Satirized Evening Post
April 18, 2019