Only the Walls Around Democrats' Homes are Effective, Non-Racist, and Moral
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Nancy Pelosi and other leading Democrats have been critical of President Trumps desire to build a wall
on the US-Mexico border, stating that walls are "ineffective, racist, and immoral".
In response, President Trump tweeted that he wanted the border wall to be like the new 10-foot brick wall former
President Obama recently built around his own house. This highlighted the fact that many leading Democrats live in houses or gated
communities that are themselves surrounded by walls.
Democrats immediately denied any hypocrisy, saying that Democrats know how to make walls work, and make them moral.
A spokesman for former President Obama agreed, saying, "President Obama specifically asked his architect to build an effective,
non-racist, moral wall."
Bill and Hillary Clinton's home in Chappaqua is also surrounded by a wall. However, they claim their wall in no way serves to keep
people out. "Our gardener and housekeeper are both Mexican, and they have no problems getting in," they said.
Ms. Pelosi and Senator Dianne Feinstein also are apparently wall experts. They both previously lived in Presidio Heights, an exclusive
gated community in San Francisco that is surrounded by a 10-foot high fence/wall with a guard at the entrance who restricts access.
"Our wall around our neighborhood is a friendly, loving wall," Pelosi commented. "And the guard at the front gate has strict instructions that every time he
denies a person of color entry into the subdivision, he also has to deny a white person."
Ms. Pelosi apparently has a lot of experience with friendly, loving, non-immoral walls, as she also owns a vineyard in Napa Valley
that is surrounded by what is evidently an extremely effective, non-racist stone wall.
- The Satirized Evening Post
December 31, 2018
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