Top 10 Reasons an NFL Team Should Hire Kamala Harris as Their Head Coach
The Top 10 Reasons an NFL Team Should Hire Kamala Harris as Their Head Coach:
10. If her offensive line lets everyone in, the media will ignore it.
And the number one reason an NFL Team Should Hire Kamala Harris as Their Head Coach:
9. Anyone who points out her team’s poor results will be branded a racist.
8. She has the single most important quality for being a head coach: Diversity.
7. When multiple staff members leave, it will be dismissed as a “shake-up”.
6. Official reviews of her administration’s actions would be limited to just twice a game.
5. NFL. “Nervous Fake Laugh”. Coincidence?
4. If her team plays in Europe, she’ll finally get to go.
3. By comparison, her approval ratings will make any general manager look good.
2. She does so well at press conferences.
1. She’s not doing anything else at the moment.
- The Satirized Evening Post
January 14, 2022
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