Psaki Claims That Only Those Who Are Stupid or Incompetent Can’t See The President’s New Mask
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Yesterday, Peter Doocy of Fox News showed White House press secretary Jen Psaki video evidence
showing President Biden and the First Lady walking around both inside and outside of a fancy D.C. restaurant without
wearing masks, in violation of city law.
Psaki disagreed, and claimed the video actually showed the President’s new mask.
She then pointedly asked why some people couldn’t see it.
“The President’s new mask was sewn by special tailors, from a special fabric, which is invisible to those who are stupid
or incompetent,” said Psaki. “Of course, all the rest of us, who are intelligent and competent, can clearly see it.”
“Can you see it?”
The rest of the press corps and other Democrats present enthusiastically nodded their heads in agreement. Many of
them commented on how fine the fabric was.
“It’s just like the security at the border. Or the low gasoline prices. Or the success of the withdrawal from Afghanistan.
“Only stupid people can’t see these things.”
Psaki said that these new masks were available to other Democrats – such as Lori Lightfoot, Gavin Newsome, AOC, etc. – but ONLY to Democrats.
"Any non-Democrats that look like they are not wearing masks are in violation of the mask order."
- The Satirized Evening Post
October 19, 2021
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