WH Audio Technician Misunderstands
Kamala Harris’ Request to “Pull the Plug on Joe”
BOISE, IDAHO – Yesterday, during a briefing on the on-going wildfires, President Biden appeared to go off-script,
and the audio feed for his microphone was abruptly cut off.
Critics claimed this was at least the third time that Biden’s staff cut his microphone during a public discussion,
raising questions about the President's mental condition.
A White House spokesperson disputes this.
"This was just a simple misunderstanding,” the spokesperson stated. "An audio technician heard
that Kamala Harris ordered someone to ‘Pull the plug on Joe’, and he thought that meant his microphone.”
“Harris was talking about something completely different.”
- The Satirized Evening Post
September 14, 2021