COVID Virus Mutated On January 20th and Now No President Could Be Expected to Control It
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Politico, who harshly criticized President Trump for not doing more to control the COVID outbreak,
now claims that the virus has changed, and is no longer something that a President could possibly control.
“The virus clearly mutated,” said a Politico reporter. “This happened on January 20th, right around noon."
"Before that, it was in a form that was extremely easy to control, and could only spread through extreme Presidential
mismanagement. But after that, everything changed. Now it’s impossible to control, and no President could possibly be blamed.”
For some reason, virtually all mainstream media outlets bought into this explanation, nodding their heads in unison while
chanting the word “Science”. They all then dropped the subject, and began asking Biden softball questions from his pre-approved
question list.
- The Satirized Evening Post
February 20, 2021