Biden Puts KC’s Offensive Line Coach in Charge of Border

Patrick Mahomes surrounded by Tampa Bay players

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After Super Bowl LV, President Biden put the Kansas City Chief’s offensive line coach in charge of the US-Mexico border.

Arguably the most talented quarterback in the league, KC’s quarterback Patrick Mahomes suffered all game behind KC's weak offensive line. The reigning Super Bowl MVP was sacked three times, and was pressured on 29 out of 56 snaps, the most in Super Bowl history. He barely completed 50% of his throws, and the Chiefs failed to score a touchdown the entire game.

Critics described the offensive line as “overmatched” and “porous”.

Biden reportedly said, “That’s exactly the kind of protection we need at our southern border.”

- The Satirized Evening Post
February 9, 2021

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