During Impeachment “Not My President” Movement Temporarily Changes Name to
“Still Our President”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In order to support the impeachment of Donald Trump, a large group of Democrats who claimed that
Trump was “Not My President” the whole time Trump was President, now claim Trump is still President when he’s not.
A spokesperson for the artists formerly known as “Not My President” stated their position very succinctly:
“When Trump was President, he wasn’t. But now that he’s not, he still is.”
“If he’s acquitted, he’s guilty.”
"And after we make him President, and then make him not President, he can never be President again, even though he never was."
When asked, the spokesperson refused to comment on whether it was "Opposites Day".
- The Satirized Evening Post
February 9, 2021