Punxsutawney Pelosi Says There Will be
6 More Weeks of Impeachment
WASHINGTON, D.C. – This morning, Punxsutawney Pelosi emerged from her burrow, saw her shadow, and declared there
will be 6 more weeks of impeachment.
Few people on Capitol Hill were surprised. Many insiders expected Democrats to drag out this impeachment process as long as
possible, essentially replaying events from last year.
However, some of the more vocal Democrats claim this is more than just an annual event.
“It’s not just last year, it’s every day!” exclaimed Maxine Waters. “Every morning when the alarm goes off I shout:
‘Impeachment, impeachment, impeachment’!”
Anonymous sources report that Waters rises every morning to the song “I Got You Babe”.
- The Satirized Evening Post
February 2, 2021