Biden Signs Pre-Executive Order Stating that
At the Inauguration Walls Will Work
WASHINGTON, D.C. – To help provide additional security at tomorrow’s inauguration, President-Elect Joe Biden
signed a pre-executive order, stating that, effective immediately, walls will work again.
“Back under the Obama Administration, we declared that walls didn’t work. And that declaration stayed in place
throughout the Trump Administration. This is why Trumps walls didn’t work, despite the complete coincidence that
after they were built, illegal immigration numbers dropped significantly.”
“However, with the up-coming inauguration, it’s important that we get walls to work again. That’s why I’m signing
this pre-executive order.”
“However, this order is limited to the area of Washington D.C. It does not apply to any areas along the Rio Grande.”
- The Satirized Evening Post
January 19, 2021
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