Protestors Trash CNN Headquarters Over
CNNs Long History of Racism
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – On Friday last week, protestors demonstrating against the racist killing of George Floyd
trashed and vandalized CNN headquarters in Atlanta.
If we are to believe that the protests are over racism, then clearly CNN must be racist.
“Of course CNN is racist”, said conservative commentator Candace Owens. “CNN maintains that minorities are incapable
of getting an ID to vote. They’re constantly telling minorities that they cannot succeed without government help.
They’ve called politicians ‘racist’ who’ve enabled Blacks to reduce their own unemployment to historically low levels,
while making excuses for candidates that say ‘if you don’t vote for me, then you ain’t black’."
“They’ve also always held minorities to a lower standard of behavior. Now that their own headquarters has been trashed,
I can’t wait to see how they’ll spin this!”
“CNN will have to admit that either the trashing of their headquarters was justified due to CNN's racism, or that much
of these riots really have nothing to do with race issues.”
When asked for comment, Al Sharpton said that CNN could indeed do better in the area of race relations.
To atone for their sins, the first thing Sharpton said CNN should do was to give him a TV show.
- The Satirized Evening Post
June 1, 2020