Ambassador Sondland Claims that Three Female Co-Workers Repeatedly Hinted He Should Sexually Harass Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After three female former co-workers accused Ambassador Gordon Sondland of sexual harassment, the Ambassador defended himself by blaming the women, saying they repeatedly hinted he should do it.

"All of them kept hinting they wanted me to grab their asses," claimed Ambassador Sondland. "After seeing all the hints, I finally asked them directly, ‘What do you want from me sexually?’ They each replied, ‘I want nothing. No grabbing my ass.’ However, they kept hinting and telegraphing that they actually wanted it, so I decided to ignore their explicit statements to the contrary and assume that's what they wanted me to do. " So I told everyone that these women wanted their asses grabbed."

"So all this is the women’s fault. By hinting, they were asking for it."

- The Satirized Evening Post
November 28, 2019

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