Democrats Now Accuse Trump of
White Russian Supremacy

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After spending two years falsely accusing Trump of colluding with the Russians, and more recently of supporting White Supremacy, Democrats now are accusing him of supporting White Russian Supremacy.

"It's terrible how Trump supports White Russian Supremacy!" said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Other drinks are just as good! As a bartender, I should know!"

An aid immediately stepped in, saying, "What Ms. Ocasio-Cortez means to say is that Trump supports the behavior White Russian Supremacy. His words and actions show he's extremely racist."

"Yeah, Racist! He doesn't drink Black Russians!" shouted AOC, as the aid tried to cover AOC's mouth.h.

"Trumps ‘White Russian Racist Supremacy’ is terrible, and is certainly an impeachable offense," said the aid.

When a reporter noticed the aid had added the word "Racist" to the description, the aid responded, "People weren't getting upset enough about ‘White Russian Supremacy’. So we added ‘Racist’. Just now."

"As I was saying," the aid continued, "Trumps ‘White Russian Racist Impeachable Supremacy’ must be opposed."

"Never before have we had a President that supports ‘White Russian Racist Impeachable Nazi Supremacy’."

"And we need to get rid of Trump immediately before he starts supporting ‘White Russian Racist Impeachable Nazi Misogynist anti-LGBT Islamophobic Fake-News Supremacy’."

- The Satirized Evening Post
August 14, 2019

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