Democrats in House Condemn Beatles for Racist Song "Get Back"

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following their condemnation of President Trump for saying people who don't like America should "Go home", the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives passed a second resolution condemning the Beatles for their "racist" song "Get Back".

"Anytime someone says ‘Get back to where you once belonged’, they're being racist," said a spokesperson for Nancy Pelosi.

"When I see the Beatles, I see clear racism and a blatant lack of diversity," a spokesperson for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said. "A group of un-woke, white heterosexual males telling someone to go back home."

"If that's not racist, I don't know what is."

The spokesperson also questioned their un-woke song titles "Blackbird", "Old Brown Shoe", and "Yellow Submarine".

They went on to say that the Beatles were not very good musically, and only succeeded due to their White Privilege.

- The Satirized Evening Post
July 19, 2019

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