The US Concentration Camps and Baby Cages Were Much Friendlier When Obama Ran Them

EL PASO, TEXAS – This past week, Congressperson Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashed out at the Trump administration for the conditions at the detention facilities at the US-Mexico border.

Amid all the criticism of the ‘concentration camps’ and ‘baby cages’, a key point is often forgotten: Obama ran those same camps, and it was his Administration that first used those cages.

Ms. Ocasio-Cortez was asked why was this not a news story back when Obama was running those camps and cages.

"People on the Left running concentration camps is not news!" replied Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

"What Ms. Ocasio-Cortez meant to say," her spokesperson quickly interjected, "was that Obama was a liberal Democrat, so he knew how to run a friendly concentration camp, and to put children in cages in a nice way."

In other words, the US concentration camps and baby cages were much friendlier when Obama ran them.

"Under Obama, the immigrants were happy to be locked up," AOC stated. "When Obama crammed too many kids into a cage, they liked it! When Obama separated children from their parents, it was the right thing to do!"

According to AOC, under Obama, all of the immigrants gladly gave up their freedom, and were pleased to go without soap or toothbrushes. She also maintains that Obama didn't have to make people drink out of the toilets; they did it happily for him.

"That's why when Trump did the same thing that Obama did, Obama was a wonderful and caring leader, but Trump is an evil Nazi."

- The Satirized Evening Post
July 2, 2019

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