Democrats are Furious that
Barr Won't Break the Law for Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats are howling mad that Attorney General William Barr will not break the law and give them a copy of the Mueller report that does not have the grand jury information redacted.

Federal laws states such information cannot be released without a court order, however the Democrats refuse to follow that procedure. Instead, they are simply demanding the information. They issued a subpoena, and are voting to find Barr in Contempt of Congress for not complying.

"Doesn't Barr know who we are?!" asked Jerry Nadler. "We're Democrats!"

Nancy Pelosi concurred. "Mr. Barr refuses to accept the fact that the laws don't apply to Democrats. Where did this man get his law degree, anyway? After all the drastic differences between how Hillary was handled with the email thing and how Trump is being handled with this Russia thing, you'd think that he'd have figured that out by now. I mean, the simple fact that Hillary and Trump both got dirt on one another from the Russians, but only Trump is being investigated about it...that alone should have tipped Barr off."

"Barr has to get it through his think head: The laws don't apply to Democrats. Now he should just shut up about ‘Grand Jury’ this and ‘On-going matter’ that, and give us what we demand."

- The Satirized Evening Post
May 11, 2019

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