Democrats are Willing to Commit the "Trump Supporter Hate-Crimes" that Real Trump Supporters Just Won't Do

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Desperate to portray Trump and his supporters as racists, Democrats were stymied by a shortage of hate-crimes committed by Trump supporters. To solve this, the Democrats started simply manufacturing the incidents themselves.

"It's critical for Democrats' political campaigns to make Trump and his supporters look like racists," said an anonymous Democratic advisor. "Unless minorities are afraid of Republicans, they won't need Democrats to protect them. And once minorities learn that Republicans aren't the 'Boogey Man', and that minorities can make it on their own, they'll want more freedom and lower taxes, just like everyone else."

In the last month there were the two Jussie Smollett incidents and the Covington Boys incident that were falsely blamed on Trump supporters. However, since around the time of the 2016 election, there have been at least 20 other fake hate-crimes also falsely blamed on Trump supporters.

In addition, now there are reports that ANTIFA is holding fake Trump rallies, posing as Trump supporters, and behaving poorly.

"We need to have hate-crimes to blame on Trump supporters," the Democratic advisor said. "If they won't commit them, then we'll have to commit them ourselves."

"Our supporters are doing the jobs that Trump supporters just won't do."

- The Satirized Evening Post
February 21, 2019

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