At the SOTU, Democrats Wear White Outfits to Commemorate their Party's History of Wearing White Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Tuesday's State of the Union address, many Democrats in attendance wore white, as a tribute to the days when Democrats used to wear white KKK robes and hoods.

"Many people don't realize that the Democrats created the KKK," a spokesperson for the Democratic National Committee stated. "In fact, for a long time the KKK was the enforcement arm of the Democratic party."

According to the DNC spokesperson, the recent cheers by Democrats about Abortion parallels similar cheers they once had about Slavery.

"We Democrats defended Slavery by simply stating that Blacks were not full-fledged human beings, used that declaration to take away their basic human rights, then gave the spoils of what we took to other people – white southerners – as a way to buy their votes."

"Later, Blacks became a large and larger voting bloc, so it became more and more politically dangerous to keep mistreating them. So we moved on to treat the unborn the same way we used to treat Blacks: We state that the unborn are not full-fledged human beings, use that declaration to take away their basic human rights, then give the spoils of what we take to other people – liberal women – as a way to buy their votes."

"It's an old trick, but it still works as well today as it did in the 1850's."

Critics point out that that according to the branch of science that deals with Life – Biology – a fetus is a distinct, living, complete human being. Therefore, scientifically, this is not open for debate. The science is settled. Any other position is anti-science.

The DNC spokesperson dismissed this argument. "We're smarter than Science," they replied. "When it comes to deciding who is a human being and who is not, we Democrats know best."

"Just like we did in the 1850's."

- The Satirized Evening Post
February 13, 2019

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