Democrats Think Their Tear Gas Doesn’t Stink
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – On Wednesday on ABC’s "The View", hostess Sunny Hostin declared that she didn’t care that President Obama
used tear gas on immigrants at the border at least 80 times. "It doesn’t matter what Obama did!", said Hostin. "We’re Democrats!
And our tear gas doesn’t stink!"
On Capitol Hill, leading Democrats agreed that Democrats are "kind of a big deal", and should be held to a different standard.
"Voters just don’t know how lucky they are to have us Democrats around," said Chuck Schumer. "It’s ridiculous
that that women – specifically religious women – vote against us Democrats. They just don’t realize that we are
God’s gift to women."
Nancy Pelosi agreed, saying, "Trump is not the legitimate President; Hillary should have won. So when we’re at the White House,
we Democrats walk around like we own the place."
Pelosi also said she has a plan to root out all the corruption in Washington by simply having all the Democrats bend over, because
sunlight is the best disinfectant, and Democrats believe the sun shines out of their asses.
- The Satirized Evening Post
December 3, 2018